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HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:16 am
by lakerevolution
Because my original Haikuzmas page seems to have been archived, and the Haikus for Chick requires me to bug Nuggz for approval everytime, I just created a new page to express our thoughts about Lakerdom in 5-7-5 syllabic stanza.

I'll go back and repost older ones from the other pages for shits and giggles, but we have a new squad now (hey Rondo and JaVale welcome back :willie: ) so fresh material should come easier than, well . . *insert sex joke here* :nocomment:

THAT HAVING BEEN SAID . . take a slow mental boat over to *Japan* and indulge in some 俳句 while nibbling on 寿司 and どもありがとう for your 武士道 :duel:

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:22 am
by lakerevolution
KobeMVP888 wrote:Bron, Brow, Boogie, Kuz
It is still a big man's game,
#17!


Love the last line :LOBtrophy:

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:32 am
by lakerevolution
Anthony Davis

6 ft. 10 inches in height

26 years old

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:35 am
by lakerevolution
Born in '93

In Chicago, Illinois

Middle name Marshon

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:40 am
by lakerevolution
First overall pick

In 2012, struck Gold

At the Olympics

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:50 am
by lakerevolution
A five-time All-star :seestars:

Used to date Brittney Griner :snapout:

Make us proud AD :helpsign:

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:37 pm
by KobeMVP888
Buddy Hield is ...
Older than the Lakers' AD!
Can you believe THAT?

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:45 pm
by lakerevolution
Silence On The Boards

two three four five six seven

Teen :LOBtrophy: (pronounced Championships)

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:51 pm
by lakerevolution
So No Boogie Nights

Poor? No. Can We Dirk Diggle?

Almost Marquee Mark

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 6:53 pm
by KobeMVP888
Dwight Howard is back!

Low risk, high reward ... again.

Desperate measures.

Re: HaiKuzma

PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:55 pm
by lakerevolution
Charmin Soft, OK

Near-trip-dub, Well OK then.

Kuzma Enigma.

Been a LONG while since the Haikus made an appearance. Tonight's loss against Zion and Ingram was cruel and unusual, but we still have the throne and those dudes WISH they played for the Lakers.